moonglowMother Never Leaves the House Unarmed
May 4th 2009 01:35
Mother never leaves the house unarmed. However, Mother doesn't carry a knife like you see here.
Mother's weapon of choice is the bible.
Mother knows that demons lurk everywhere and Mother is ready for them.
Mother was glad to have her Bible with her at Food Lion yesterday. Mother overheard a teenage girl cursing out her own father. Mother was shocked at this behavior. She pulled out her bible and gave that youngster a talking to (Mark 7:10). That teenager's face turned red, it did.
Mother is determined to save everyone from Satan and his demons. That is why she carries her Bible everywhere she goes. The demons are angry with Mother, but Mother knows that God will protect her for as long as she spreads the Word.
Mother's weapon of choice is the bible.
Mother knows that demons lurk everywhere and Mother is ready for them.
Mother was glad to have her Bible with her at Food Lion yesterday. Mother overheard a teenage girl cursing out her own father. Mother was shocked at this behavior. She pulled out her bible and gave that youngster a talking to (Mark 7:10). That teenager's face turned red, it did.
Mother is determined to save everyone from Satan and his demons. That is why she carries her Bible everywhere she goes. The demons are angry with Mother, but Mother knows that God will protect her for as long as she spreads the Word.
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Comment by Anonymous
Mother
Words & music by andy summers
Well, the telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
The telephone is screaming
Won't she leave me alone?
The telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
Well every girl that I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end
Every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end
Well, I hear my mother calling
But I don't need her as a friend
Oh, oh mother
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me
Oh mother dear please listen
Don't devour me
Oh women please have mercy
Let this poor boy be
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me
You should listen to it. It's demonic.
Comment by moonglow
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Comment by Anonymous
Even if she is dead in the other room. Or a figment of a very warped (yet funny) imagination.
Put an Ipod in her rigour-mortis ears. And turn it up full-blast. Think of it as musical CPR for the long dead.
Write to Bryn. Tell him you have a great idea for a horror-film script.
Called MOTHER!
In the opening scene you are sitting quietly knitting a crocheted pair of pyjamas for a rat that infests the house and nibbles on your toes at night. Much to your delight. With a big "J" on the front. In memory of Jon's Pyjamas. Designer PJs for rats.
All of a sudden you hear MOTHER scream out. Orlbe. Orble. Smorgle.
YOu are in shock. You think Morgan Bell is channelling you. You pick up a literary masterpiece and sniff it. You are the book sniffer supremo. You don't read the book. You just sniff it.
You think seriously about writing a literary post, but then you realise you don't know a thing about literature. You put the book down on your lap. A close up on your eyes. YOu are thinking wicked thoughts about what to do with the book.
Thankfully MOTHER screams out again. MOONGLOW!
Suddenly Alt_Ed appears in zombie form. He's chewing on Ruby's leg. Ruby is screaming out, Atheists Rule. She's also in zombie form. Bloody typecasting in movies can really drive you mad, but what can you do? That's Hollywood for you.
No. I think you're onto a winner there Glowy
Comment by moonglow
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Teacup Tales
Rubber Ball
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I DO think wicked thoughts sometimes, but Mother is quick to extinguish those thoughts.
I wish everyone had a mother like my mother.
Comment by moonglow
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Comment by RubySoho
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